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Cigarettes are nasty but tumblr pictures make them look so glamorous.

Too bad I have no money to spend haha. But I guess I am backed by a special person, and special people!

Too bad I have no money to spend haha. But I guess I am backed by a special person, and special people!

I’ve got skittles in my mouth

recipesforlove:

wanna taste the rainbow?

I’m actually digging this English essay I’m writing. When I have a good idea and clear thought process, I actually enjoy writing. I mean I wouldn’t choose to do this without it being assigned but I hope my teacher reads it and can tell that I’m passionate about my ideas.

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Omg today in history

kamelworld:

My teacher brought up how minority births surpassed white births and this one kid said something about them being illegal immigrants

I was like ??? You think most of or all 50.6% of those babies are fucking illegal immigrants?!!

That kid of which he speaks: He is my mortal enemy, the antithesis to my being. Well not really but we don’t get along.

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  • Hears noises at night:
    Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • Gets shampoo in my eyes:
    I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
  • Heart is beating fast:
    I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • A cop walks by:
    Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • Taking a test:
    Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • Gets a sunburn:
    Skin cancer

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